Totally random, miscellaneous listings and links

Here are some totally random misc goodies that haven't found a home on other pages...

The Bower Bird

( A male satin Bower bird ) TOTALLY random stuff I've collected on the web and doesn't have a place in the jazz guitar, ukulele or main publishing pages on the site.

I remember seeing a this bird on TV years ago. And, it stuck with me. Some of the strangest things get into ones's long term memory. Good for Trivial Pursuit but not much more.

Just like the Bower bird that collects a variety of objects like shells, leaves, flowers, feathers, stones, berries, and even discarded plastic items. A bower's U-shaped nest, a structure of sticks and leaves can include hundreds of these objects. The bird will spend hours carefully sorting and arranging his collection, with each thing in a specific place.

All of this to attract the female Bower bird. The things we do!!!

A Few Links

Contents

Links
Instrumental Music

A few modern favorites:

Favorite Music and Albums Growing Up
Random Goodies
Random Links
  • Crank Dot Net - www.crank.net

    Crank Dot Net is devoted to presenting Web sites by and about cranks, crankism, crankishness, and crankosity. All cranks, all the time.

  • Snopes dot com - www.snopes.com

    Crank Dot Net is devoted to presenting Web sites by and about cranks, crankism, crankishness, and crankosity. All cranks, all the time.

Native American Humor

Miscellaneous Goodies and Information

Totally random goodies that haven't found a place elsewhere on the site.

Animusic
P.O. Box 162107
Austin, TX 78716

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(Ed.) As a musician, former programer and long time graphic artist this is simply amazing!!! You need to check this out.

YouTube Clip click here to view YouTube clip

YouTube: Animusic 2 - 03 - Resonant Chamber

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(from their site) - Animusic is a content creation company focused exclusively on computer animation of music. Our primary production facility is in Ithaca, NY, our operations and shipping are out of Austin, TX, and we have a business office in San Diego, CA.

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Berkshire Chase

Algha Group Ltd
Smeed Road
London, E3 2NR . UK
Tel: +44 (0) 20 8985 5466
Fax: +44 (0) 20 8986 3484

US agents for Algha Group Ltd. of London, England
1653 Lititz Pike # 502
Lancaster PA 17601

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avatar-me-color-120x( from listing's site ) - Berkshire Chase Limited is a uniquely different optical importer and custom handmade design company that maintains a special niche in today's highly competitive market. We are the exclusive US agents for Algha Group Ltd. of London, England specializing in the manufacturing of "Savile Row"14KT gold-filled frames.

Berkshire Chase offers a unique custom made frame reproduction service that enables our customers to custom design any plastic frame. Any one of the thousands of plastic frame styles currently being shown in today's market can be duplicated or modified.

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BookMooch

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( from listing's site ) - BookMooch is a community for exchanging used books.

BookMooch lets you give away books you no longer need in exchange for books you really want.

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Common Dreams
PO Box 443
Portland, Maine 04112-0443
Phone: (207) 775-0488
Fax: (207) 775-0489

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Politicians like to say that government should be run more like a business. Americans, perhaps thinking of thrifty hometown mom-and-pop small businesses, nod in a collective "Amen."

Unfortunately, the Washington of today took its cue not from a 1950’s community-based small business but rather a 1990’s-style corporate raider.

Like the absentee corporate managers who care only about the bottom line in the next earnings report, our political system looks no further than yesterday’s poll and the next election cycle. Cut back on investments in the future in order to make the short-term ledger/next election look a little better. Put off the big problems for someone down the road to clean up. Slash benefits to the workers while the CEO’s get massive bonuses. Corporations pollute our air with toxic emissions; politicians pollute our airwaves with toxic "wedge issues."

Washington is awash in money. There are 90,000 lobbyists and 60,000 lawyers working the system for the benefit of their clients.

It’s pretty clear why short-term politics beats out the long-term common good.

What shall we do?

Will we continue down the path of cynical and shortsighted policies? A path that plays to our fears and divides our communities? Or, will we begin organizing Americans to think big and use our national imagination to create a roadmap for a better future?"

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(from their site) - I's been said that dreams are our roadmaps to the future. If so, where are we headed? Common Dreams is a national non-profit citizens' organization working to bring progressive Americans together to promote progressive visions for America's future. We are committed to being on the cutting-edge of using the internet as a political organizing tool - and creating new models for internet activism.

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Charles Darwin
(1809-1882)

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The Complete Works of Charles Darwin

Darwins complete publications and many of his handwritten manuscripts. The largest collection of Darwin's writings ever assembled

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(from the site) CHARLES Robert Darwin (1809-1882) - PERHAPS no one has influenced our knowledge of life on earth as much as Charles Robert Darwin (1809-1882). His theory of evolution by natural selection, now the unifying theory of the life sciences, explained how all of the astonishingly diverse kinds of living things are related and how they became exquisitely adapted to their particular environments. His theory reconciled a host of diverse kinds of evidence such as the succession of fossil forms in the geological record, the geographical distribution of species, recapitulative appearances in embryology, homologous structures, vestigial organs and nesting taxonomic relationships. In further works Darwin demonstrated that the difference between humans and other animals is one of degree not kind. In geology, zoology, taxonomy, botany, palaeontology, philosophy, anthropology, psychology, literature and theology Darwin's writings produced profound reactions, many of which are still ongoing. Yet even without his evolutionary works, Darwin's accomplishments would be difficult to match. His brilliantly original work in geology, botany, biogeography, invertebrate zoology, psychology and travel writing would still make him one of the most original and influential workers in the history of science. Darwin's writings are consequently of interest to an unusually wide variety of readers.

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Democracy Now!
100 Lafayette St., Suite 604
New York, NY 10013-4400
Phone: +1 (212) 431-9090
Fax: +1 (212) 431-8858

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“Amy Goodman has taken investigative journalism to new heights.”

Noam Chomsky, author 9/11 and Hegemony or Survival

“You want public broadcasting to be balanced against all these elite establishment voices that get heard? Get Amy Goodman on public television.”

Bill Moyers, Emmy-award winning PBS journalist

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( from listing's site ) - Democracy Now! is a national, daily, independent, award-winning news program hosted by journalists Amy Goodman and Juan Gonzalez. Pioneering the largest public media collaboration in the U.S., Democracy Now! is broadcast on Pacifica, NPR, community, and college radio stations; on public access, PBS, satellite television (DISH network: Free Speech TV ch. 9415 and Link TV ch. 9410; DIRECTV: Link TV ch. 375); and on the internet. DN!’s podcast is one of the most popular on the web.

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Dog Scooter
Daphne Lewis - Owner
2524 S. 317th #201
Federal Way, WA 98003
phone: 253.839.1502

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(from their site) DogScooter promotes the dog driving sports of dog scootering, bikejoring and sulky driving by selling scooters, sulkies,  gear and books. We support email talk groups, the K9Scooters NW club and Dogs Across America, an annual national relay. We give pull training classes through the Academy of Canine Behavior in Bothell, WA.

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Dvorak Simplified Keyboard

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The Dvorak Simplified Keyboard (pronounced /'dvoræk/) is a keyboard layout patented in 1936 by Dr. August Dvorak, a professor of Education at the University of Washington, and William Dealey as an alternative to the more common QWERTY layout. It has also been called the Simplified Keyboard or American Simplified Keyboard, but is commonly known as the Dvorak keyboard or Dvorak layout. The Dvorak keyboard layout was not widely adopted prior to the computer age. Currently, all major Operating Systems, such as Apple Mac OS, Microsoft Windows, GNU/Linux and BSD ship with Dvorak keyboard layout in addition to the standard QWERTY layout.

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Evergreen Solar
138 Bartlett Street
Marlboro, MA 01752-3016
USA TeL: +1.508.357.2221

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  • Solar

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( from listing's site ) - Evergreen Solar, founded in 1994, develops, manufactures and markets String Ribbon™ solar power products using its proprietary, low-cost wafer technology. The company's patented wafer manufacturing technology uses significantly less polysilicon than conventional processes. Evergreen Solar's products provide reliable and environmentally clean electric power for residential and commercial applications globally.

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The International Federation of Association Football (FIFA)
FIFA-Strasse 20
P.O. Box 8044 Zurich, Switzerland
Tel : +41-(0)43 222 7777
Fax : +41-(0)43 222 7878

Links

  • www.fifa.com
  • WidipediA: FIFA Wikipedia
  • WidipediA: FIFA World Cup

    The FIFA World Cup (also called the Football World Cup, the Soccer World Cup, or simply the World Cup) is an international association football competition contested by the men's national teams of the members of Fédération Internationale de Football Association (FIFA), the sport's global governing body. The championship has been awarded every four years since the first tournament in 1930, except in 1942 and 1946 when it was not contested because of the Second World War.

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( from their site ) - The International Federation of Association Football (French: Fédération Internationale de Football Association), commonly known as FIFA (usual English pronunciation: /ˈfiːfə/), is the international governing body of association football. Its headquarters are located in Zürich, Switzerland, and its current president is Sepp Blatter. FIFA is responsible for the organization and governance of football's major international tournaments, most notably the FIFA World Cup, held since 1930.

The Official Flat Stanley Project

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Flat Stanley is a 1964 children's book written by Jeff Brown (January 1, 1926 – December 3, 2003) and originally illustrated by Tomi Ungerer. It is the first in a series of books featuring Stanley Lambchop.

Stanley Lambchop and his younger brother Arthur are given a big bulletin board by their Dad for displaying pictures and posters. He hangs it on the wall over Stanley's bed. During the night the board falls from the wall, flattening Stanley in his sleep. He survives and makes the best of his altered state, and soon he is entering locked rooms by sliding under the door, and playing with his younger brother by being used as a kite. One special advantage is that Flat Stanley can now visit his friends by being mailed in an envelope. Stanley even helps catch some art museum thieves by posing as a painting on the wall. Eventually Arthur changes Stanley back to his proper shape with an air pump used for football.

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Support the Flat Stanley Project

(from their site) There is no fee to take part because the Flat Stanley Project relies on support from sponsors. If you work for a company or know of one that would be interested in formal sponsorship of the Flat Stanley Project, please contact Lorraine Hawley.

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Erik Gauger
Notes from the Road
Redondo Beach, California <##>

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(from artist's site) - Notes from the Road is a project in experimental travel writing - it is about subjective travel; the kind of real world of random things and real people.

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Al Gore

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Former Vice President Al Gore is cofounder and Chairman of Generation Investment Management, a firm that is focused on a new approach to Sustainable Investing.

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Hypermiling

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( from WidipediA: ) - Hypermiling is a term used in North America that refers to a set of techniques used to maximize fuel economy. Those who practice the techniques are referred to as "hypermilers." The term was originally coined by Wayne Gerdes, who is considered by the media to be one of the top hypermilers in the world, and is known to hold the record for gas mileage in some common vehicles, including 30 miles per gallon (mpg) in an Acura MDX and 59 mpg in a Honda Accord.

( from www.hypermiling.com ) - What is hypermiling? According to a a fantastic August 2006 story in the Washington Post, it is a method of increasing your car's gas mileage by making skillful changes in the way you drive, allowing you to save gas and thereby have an easier time withstanding the rising oil and gas prices.

Tips & Tricks

Easy on the gas when starting from a stand still. And, stopping. Especially around town.

Coasting up to a light or stop sign can save gas.

Drive the speed limit. 55mph vs. 60mph save 5mpg. You can assume that each 5 mph you drive over 60 mph is like paying an additional $0.24 per gallon for gas.

Combine errands.

Pull through a parking spot to avoid having to back out when leaving.

Drafting. Not like NASCAR, but following close behind a truck cuts wind resistance. Just leave 3 secs for responding to potential situations.

Time your stop lights.

fuel consumption display (FCD)

This is on of the best things to use.

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Leatherman Tool Group, Inc.
12106 NE Ainsworth Circle
Portland, OR 97220-9001
Phone: (503) 253-7826
Toll Free: (800) 847-8665
Fax: (503) 253-7830

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(from their site)

There is an actual Leatherman. Tim Leatherman. And he's been the driving force for 25 years. After all, "my name is on every tool."

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Material6

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  • Accessories
  • iPhone

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( from listing's site ) - Material6 was created by Matt Turner and Randy Lively - two Apple enthusiasts with over 30 years of custom fabrication expertise to enhance the already near-perfect iPhone 4 experience. The company was built out of a desire to enhance what they felt was an astounding and functional design that nonetheless lacked a certain warmth and durability that only organic materials can provide. After months of painstaking research, development and execution, we have developed a method for replacing the back panel of your iPhone 4 and iPhone 4S with a hand-crafted and hand-assembled upgrade that provides all the original elements and features of Apple’s design with new benefits.

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Mercury Solar Systems
(headquarters)
36 Midland Avenue
Port Chester, NY 10573
914-637-9700
877-6-GETSUN

(in Pennslyvania)
1935 Washington Avenue
Philadelphia, PA 19146
215-787-9999

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( from listing's site ) - Mercury Solar Systems is one of the leading integrators of solar energy services on the East Coast. We have completed over 1,000 solar electric and solar thermal energy systems of varying complexity for our commercial, non-profit and residential customer base.

Our team has decades of industry experience in electrical and structural engineering; solar energy system design and installation; and, solar project finance. Since our founding in 2006, we have set out to redefine the role of solar companies by offering the highest level of customer service in the industry while providing turnkey engineering, procurement and construction services to meet their individual solar energy needs. We believe this sets us apart from other firms in this industry and has enabled us to become the #1 solar integrator in New York and one of the top firms on the East Coast.

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Ralph Nader
Nader 2008 for President
P.O. Box 34103
Washington, D.C. 20043
(202) 441 5727

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Sunday, February 24, 2008

Ralph Nader (link to Ralph Nader 2008 site ) announced his decision to run for President on NBC's Meet the Press with Tim Russert.

Here is a link to the announcement: www.draftnader.org

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(from the Ralph Nader site) - Ralph Nader (born February 27, 1934, in Winsted, Connecticut) is an Arab American attorney, author, lecturer, political activist, and a candidate in the United States presidential election, 2008. Areas of particular concern to Nader are consumer rights, humanitarianism, environmentalism, and democratic government.

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Dr. Michael Shermer
C/O the Skeptics Society
PO Box 338
Altadena, CA 91001
626.794.3119 (telephone)
626.794.1301 (fax)
mshermer@skeptic.com

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Here are a few great YouTube videos:

(from artist's site) Dr. Michael Shermer is the Founding Publisher of Skeptic magazine, the Executive Director of the Skeptics Society, a monthly columnist for Scientific American, the host of the Skeptics Distinguished Science Lecture Series at Caltech, and Adjunct Professor of Economics at Claremont Graduate University.

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aPaws
P.O. Box 2325
Santa Clarita, California 91386-2325

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( from listing's site ) - aPaws is a trade association of professional pooper scoopers. Our main concern is making sure pet waste is cleaned up from residential and commercial properties. We uphold a strict standard of what is to be expected of our members in the care and treatment of all animals.

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Going Green

Following the trend to going green and what I can do to go green.

  • Everbright Solar, Inc.

    Everbright Solar, Inc. is a vertically integrated manufacturer and factory direct seller of Evergreen string ribbon solar cells, mono crystalline and multi crystalline solar cells, UL certified solar panels and other on-grid (grid-tied) and off grid panels for battery charging, and solar turnkey solutions. We provide finished and semi-finished solar components to the Do It Yourself users and tolling services to producers – using their materials to manufacture their products.

Evergreen Solar
138 Bartlett Street
Marlboro, MA 01752-3016
USA TeL: +1.508.357.2221

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  • Solar

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( from listing's site ) - Evergreen Solar, founded in 1994, develops, manufactures and markets String Ribbon™ solar power products using its proprietary, low-cost wafer technology. The company's patented wafer manufacturing technology uses significantly less polysilicon than conventional processes. Evergreen Solar's products provide reliable and environmentally clean electric power for residential and commercial applications globally.

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Mercury Solar Systems
(headquarters)
36 Midland Avenue
Port Chester, NY 10573
914-637-9700
877-6-GETSUN

(in Pennslyvania)
1935 Washington Avenue
Philadelphia, PA 19146
215-787-9999

Links

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( from listing's site ) - Mercury Solar Systems is one of the leading integrators of solar energy services on the East Coast. We have completed over 1,000 solar electric and solar thermal energy systems of varying complexity for our commercial, non-profit and residential customer base.

Our team has decades of industry experience in electrical and structural engineering; solar energy system design and installation; and, solar project finance. Since our founding in 2006, we have set out to redefine the role of solar companies by offering the highest level of customer service in the industry while providing turnkey engineering, procurement and construction services to meet their individual solar energy needs. We believe this sets us apart from other firms in this industry and has enabled us to become the #1 solar integrator in New York and one of the top firms on the East Coast.

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Bands

Always loved guiar based instrumental music. Here are some of my favorites.

Johnny A.
The Koukla Music Co.
P.O.Box 550
Salem, MA 01970

YouTube: Johnny A. Open Forum

YouTube: Performances

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(from artist's site) For Johnny A., the guitar has held a lifelong fascination, her six strings exerting a powerful influence and addictive beauty since the first time he held them. The pursuit of this musical lady with the perfect shape has driven his years - shaping the course of his life – taking him places he never could have imagined. Through inspiring moments of ecstatic improvisation, deep contemplation and inevitable gaps of frustration it has been a stormy affair with a tempestuous hollow-body lover, but the marriage has been nothing less than remarkable.

Gibson Custom Shop Johnny A. Signature with Bigsby

Johnny A. is widely regarded as one of America's finest contemporary guitarists. Gibson thinks so – their Custom Shop designed a Signature Edition guitar per his specific requests which, when it was marketed in 2003, placed him in an exclusive club that included legends like BB King, Wes Montgomery, Chet Atkins, Joe Perry, Pat Martino and Les Paul himself. The public thinks so too - Johnny A.'s latest works have sold many thousands of copies as well as being his personal best. The most recent CD's - 2004's Get Inside and 1999's Sometime Tuesday Morning, are the critically acclaimed solo culmination of a lifetime of learning, sharing and bonding in a long parade of bands and players.

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Friends of Dean Martinez
Austin, TX

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Artist Info

(Ed. I discover the band Friends of Dean Martinez when I purchased the DVD Plagues & Pleasures on the Salton Sea. A great documentary by Tilapia Film

(from artist's site) - Here is what Richie Unterberger said about Friends of Dean Martinez at AllMusic.com

A Southwestern alternative rock supergroup of sorts, Arizona's Friends of Dean Martinez features past and present members of Giant Sand, Calexico, and Naked Prey. Giant Sand leader Howe Gelb, though not a member of the group, plays guest keyboards on their debut album, The Shadow of Your Smile, a surprisingly retro set of guitar-based instrumentals inspired by instrumental and surf rock of the late '50s and early '60s. With plenty of lounge music and desert country guitar twang thrown in, it's certainly retro in feel, but not revivalist; with Bill Elm's keening steel guitar at the forefront and occasional insertions of found sound and experimental bits, they evoke open dusty landscapes ...

More information available on artist's web site.

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The Surfaris
PO Box 1429
Laguna Beach, CA 92652 USA
Phone: 949.376.3637
Fax: 949.376.4032

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(from artist's site) The Surfaris began their forty plus year career by recording Wipe Out, one of the most popular songs recorded in a generation. Wipe Out, Surfer Joe and others captured the sound of the early 1960's. Initially catapulted by the California surf culture, The Surfaris transcended the local scene into international stardom.

Since then, Bob Berryhill continues to play the music and tell the amazing story behind the music of The Surfaris.

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The Ventures
Management: Taylor, Wilson  and Associates, Inc. PO Box 372021
Reseda, CA  91337-2021
Phone: 805-241-7103

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(from artist's site) In 1958, Bob Bogle and Don Wilson, formed the nucleus of the original music group, The Ventures. The duo was joined a few years later by Nokie Edwards to record “Walk, Don't Run”.  The song hit Billboard's Singles Chart on July 18, 1960 and peaked at #2.  The band was prolific during the 60’s with touring and recording albums.

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Yesteryear

Always loved guiar based instrumental music. Here are some of my favorites growing up and a link to lots more.

Al Caiola

Alexander Emil Caiola
(9/7/1920 - )

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CaiolaAl-TuffGuitar.png Al Caiola's Tuff Guitar album was one of my favorite albums as a kid back in the late 60's when I first got into guitar. I would love to record my versions of these songs.

  • Tuff Guitar
  • Hound Dog
  • Raunchy
  • A Hard Day's Night
  • Rock Around the Clock
  • Tequila
  • Big Nose from Winnetka
  • Night Train
  • Jambalaya (On The Bayou)
  • The Village Beat
  • Mightnight Swim

(from Wikipedia) Al Caiola (born Alexander Emil Caiola, September 7, 1920, Jersey City, New Jersey) is a guitarist who plays jazz, country, rock, western, and pop music. He has been both a studio musician and stage performer. He has recorded over fifty albums and has worked with some of the biggest stars of the 20th Century, including Frank Sinatra, Percy Faith, Buddy Holly, Mitch Miller, and Tony Bennett. During World War II Caiola played with the United States Marine Corps 5th Marine Division (United States) Band that also included Bob Crosby. Caiola served in the Battle of Iwo Jima as a stretcher bearer.

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Random Goodies

Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously:

  • Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
  • A day without sunshine is like. Night.
  • On the other hand, you have different fingers
  • 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
  • 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
  • Remember, half the people you know are below average.
  • He who laughs last thinks slowest.
  • Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
  • The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
  • Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
  • A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
  • Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
  • If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
  • How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
  • OK, so what's the speed of dark?
  • When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
  • Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
  • Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
  • How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
  • Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
  • What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
  • I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. 
  • Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
  • Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
  • Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
  • Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
  • Life isn't like a box of chocolates . . . it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the u n install doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

Thanks,
Troubled User.....

REPLY: Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1 .0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5! and Do Bills 4.2 .

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,
Tech Support

Native American Humor

There is a lot of wisdom that we are missing out on.

Chief Two Eagles

The old Cherokee chief sat in his reservation hut, smoking the ceremonial pipe, eyeing the two US government officials sent to interview him.

“Chief Two Eagles,” one official began, “you have observed the white man for many generations, you have seen his wars and his products, you have seen all his progress, and all his problems.” The chief nodded. The official continued, “Considering recent events, in Your opinion, where has the white man gone wrong?”

The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute, and then calmly replied. “When white man found the land, Indians were running it.

  • No taxes
  • No debt
  • Plenty buffalo
  • Plenty beaver
  • Women did the work
  • Medicine man free

Indian men hunted and fished all the time.”

The chief smiled, and added quietly, “White man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.”

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Immigration Laws

Vice President Lyndon Johnson received the following message from a Native American Indian Chief on a reservation:

"Be careful with your immigration laws.  We were careless with ours."

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